The official GIRFUY Alan Pardew thread

I really can't stand Newcastle,all season and now been praying they go down and I can't put my finger on one main reason why just lots of different reasons I hate them and some stereotypically...
Where do I start...
Alan pardew hate the man,the way he talks and his constant 'for sure' speeches,his lack of respect for the spl and his derogatory comments about it and Fraser Forster playing in our league yet there linked with half our team...
There fans and any time they talk of us they completely show no respect,plus the fact they win fuckall,ever but think they are a massive club...no just a 1 team city club!
Gazza,say no more...
The accent...
Ant and dec...
The way all those fat * take there tops off everywhere they go,cringe....
They even copy any of our songs,cabaye they nicked from paddy McCourt and disco land just 2 straight of the top of my head...
The way they have just bought millions and millions in the French market again,but are still right down the bottom...
I really hope Wigan and villa stay up and these lot go down!

8 year contract for that clown aswell,that alone deserves relegation...
Them and qpr deserve it most

 

Anyone think that Newcastle appointing Kinnear behind Pardews back is them trying to make Pardew resign? nochance they are going to pay off an 8 year contract. First thing Kinnear did was cancel the signing of Douglas a player Pardew has been trying to sign for aged lol

 

They don't need to pay off the 8 year contract, an exit fee has already been agreed between the two parties.

 

Newcastle will be relegated next season. Chief scout, Carr, and Llambias are off.

The mad clown, Kinnear, is in. Did anyone read/hear his interview on talksport? Man is deluded. Thinks he's played more than he has, won it all, managed everywhere, etc.

 

Play True or False with Joe Kinnear's Claims



I've never been sacked in my life. FALSE – Kinnear was sacked by Luton Town in 2003. Health problems contributed to his departure from Wimbledon and he opted to resign from Nottingham Forest after a 3-0 defeat to rivals Derby County and at Newcastle his interim contract came to an end - after more health problems. Luton remains the only blot on his CV.

Out: Joe Kinnear was dismissed by Luton in 2003


I have played in five Cup finals – I have won the lot. FALSE – Kinnear played four finals with Tottenham. He won the FA Cup in 1967, Football League Cup 1971 and 1973, and the UEFA Cup 1972. He did feature in the 1967 Charity Shield, but Tottenham's 3-3 draw with Manchester United meant that the trophy was shared. And as a manager he has never taken a team to a major final.


Silver lining: Joe Kinnear won four trophies with Spurs


I had over 400 games for Tottenham Hotspur – FALSE. Kinnear played at Spurs for 10 seasons between 1965 and 1975 and in that time he played 196 games. Not the 400 he claims. In fact if you add his two seasons at Brighton into the mix then he still only played 212 games in his career.




I have been manager of the year three times – FALSE. Kinnear won the LMA manager of the year once, in 1994 when he guided Wimbledon to a sixth place finish ahead of more established teams including Liverpool, Aston Villa, Everton and Tottenham. In that season he won the manager of the month award three times.




Good times: Kinnear won three manager of the month awards while with Wimbledon - but only one manager of the year gong


I have traveled all over the world as a manager – FALSE. Kinnear has managed Wimbledon, Luton, Nottingham Forest and Newcastle in England. And then in the early years of his managerial career he managed in India and Nepal. Not exactly ‘all over the world’.



I bought Dean Holdsworth for £50,000 and sold him for £3million. – FALSE. Kinnear signed striker Holdsworth for £650,000 from Brentford, not the £50,000 he claims, in 1992 and then sold him to Bolton in 1997 for £3.5m.

Bargain buy: Wimbledon bought Dean Holdsworth for £650,000 not the £50,000 Kinnear claimed


I signed John Scales on a free and sold him for £3million – FALSE. John Scales joined the Crazy Gang in 1987 a full two years before Joe Kinnear arrived. But it is true he sold him for £3.5m to Liverpool in 1994.




I brought Tim Krul to Newcastle – FALSE. No, Joe, I’m afraid you didn’t. Tim Krul joined Newcastle in the summer of 2005 when Graeme Souness was manager. He was sent out on loan to Falkirk and Carlisle and then made his first team Newcastle debut in the UEFA Cup on November 2, 2006 away to Palermo when Glenn Roeder was in charge.




Not true: Kinnear says he sold John Hartson at Wimbledon and brought Tim Krul to Newcastle - neither are true



I sold John Hartson – FALSE Joe Kinnear claimed he did not have a budget to work with at Wimbledon. Yet he signed John Hartson for a club record fee of £7.5m in January 1999 from West Ham. Hartson confirmed that on his Twitter feed that Terry Burton was the one who sold him for £6m to Coventry in 2001.



Newcastle did not score a goal in the last three home games of last season – TRUE. When it comes to recent history Kinnear is more reliable, Newcastle lost 3-0 to local rivals Sunderland, they were then thrashed 6-0 by Liverpool and lost 1-0 on the final day of the season to Arsenal.

Kinnear score 1/10​

 

Brian McNally.

Recently retired NUFC correspondent and football journalist for the mirror.

Celtic fan too

 

I heard his interview where he talked about the good midfielders at Newcastle, many of whom he couldn`t pronounce properly.

 

Aye, Cabaye suddenly became Kebab.

 

Actually feel really bad for Pardew here, if he was a young rookie manager then i'd be all for someone looking out for him, but Pardew is an experienced manager who is doing a steady job, this will only end one way for me- Pardew will resign/be sacked and Kinnear will get the managers job again

 

Hopefully that is the case. Pardew is an arrogant * and this will take him down a peg or two. About time he was away back down to his rightfull level down in league 1/low end championship. Kinnear is a clown aswell to be fair

 

PPPPPPRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Manchester City should give Newcastle United a bit of a going over tonight.

 

His comments about Darren Bent and Fulham were so disrespectful, what an arrogant *.

 

City should run riot against them tonight.

 

Never knew this thread existed! Never had a problem with Newcastle until Pardews * comments. Also sometimes when I used to go on newsnow.net for some Celtic news, there would be some * called Nu-Mad or something, from a Newcastle supporters site totally ripping us for no apparent reason. It was either how * Celtic were or just getting tore into Scottish football, and Scotland in general. Since both of those things happened i'm happy to watch them * up. Just a shame they didn't get relegated last season. Would love them to go down this season. As much as I don't like Man City much, I hope they rip Newcastle 10 new arseholes the night. * you Pardew and yer team!!!!

 

Let's hope so.

 

Don't like neither club but I hate Newcastle a lot more,I hope city hammer them tonight...

1-0 already

 

Round ye Pardew!!!! :smiley-laughing002: