Celtic Join EPL ?

Reminds me about John Cleese...

You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blrevocation_cleese.htm

 

And here she is...

 

what are you on??? bag it n sell it you'll make thooooosands!

 

hick is a hill billy? red neck? is this guy for real?

 

ocbhoy should write a book

would pay to read his stupidity lol

 

btw ocbhoy, why is your favourite celtic song - 'celtic' :S

 

I DONT NO ANY MAN.

 

* YOU YOU * YANKEE WE SHOULD HAVE WON THE CIVIL WAR ANYWAYS

 

HAHA YOU DICKASS THATS NOT SOUTHERN LOVING.

 

WHO THE * IS JOHN CLEESE SOUNDS LIKE A MORON TO ME.

 

aye mate the south will rise again!!!! * i cant believe you still call us yanks.
i would like to reiterate that OCBHOY should not be seen as a real football fan. he seems to have "limited" knowledge of the sport.

 

you don't know anything about celtic(s)/football (soccer)/history/songs.

why you on a celtic forum? you been turned away by your sister and you're looking for something to do?

 

THATS CAUSE THERE AINT NO * HITTING. JUST RUNNING AWAY WITH A BALL WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOURE BACK.

 

BIG BAD NEW YORKER TO THE RESCUE.

 

I JOINED BECAUSE I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT CELTICS AND WANTED TO LEARN MORE. BUT APPARENTLY I CANT CAUSE YO GUYS ARE BEING RACIST TOWARDS ME AND INSULTING MY OPINIONS AND QUESTIONS ABOUT US AND THE EPL

 

YOU TELL 'EM MOFOS.

AAAYYYEEEEEE

 

You better hope General Sherman doesn't go back down to Atlanta.

 

FFS the club is called 'CELTIC' or 'GLASGOW CELTIC'. NOT 'Celtics'.
i think it was you that started the swearing, and the insulting, not us

 

GREAT THE RETART WITH THE FREAKING CRAZY HAT IS STILL HERE. GO SCREW LOCH NESS.

 

DO YOU KNOW ENGLISH PLURAL FOR CELTIC WOULD BE CELTICS. AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WERE MORE THAN 1 CELTIC PLAYER SO ITS CELTICS.