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Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Al Bootyerbaws, May 4, 2012.

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  1. Al Bootyerbaws

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    I'll ask a question, somebody answers it, either sensibly or not. Preferably not so we get some funny answers. Then they ask the next question and on we go....

    This thread could either be very funny and go on for ages or die on its * but anyway here we go...


    Why do dogs lick other dogs arses?
     
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  2. 10/4 Kemosabe Gold Member

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    To get the taste of Pedigree Chum out of their mouth.
     
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  3. willmc31

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    why is lafferty such a * *?
     
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    :56:Great answer....that Pedigree Chum is boggin'....used tae get that on ma pieces!
     
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  5. Rude Bhoy

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    The same reason humans do it.

    Because it's fun.:93:
     
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  6. Al Bootyerbaws

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    When you look like a * you may as well act like one.

    What has Gaysmith took up as a hobby while being out injured?
     
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  7. greengrocer

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    Licking dugs arses?
     
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    Licking pedigree chum off dogs arses?
     
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  9. Taz Blind Justice Gold Member News Writer

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    If Al Jaffee is looking for some new material, this may be the place for him to start. :84:
     
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  10. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Or perhaps the start may be the place for him.......
     
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  11. Taz Blind Justice Gold Member News Writer

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    Perhaps... after writing/drawing 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions' for MAD MAgazine for the past 50 odd years, think he is closer the end than the start! :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    Why are all the dark sides fans ugly gits?
     
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  13. Al Bootyerbaws

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    Over a century of in-breeding will do that.

    What did Sally whisper in Lenny`s ear?
     
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  14. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    Leave my steak bakes alone ya *!

    To which Lenny replied, "I never took yer steak bakes ya fat paranoid mess, GTF out my face before I spit in yer eye"
     
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  15. Rossenspeil

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    If quizzes are quizzical .. what are tests?
     
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  16. Mr. Slippyfist

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    They are located in the groin area.
     
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    If a man says something in the woods , and there are no woman there ... is he still wrong ?
     
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  18. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Only if he is in tiger Woods.
     
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    Was the first person to milk a cow a pervert?
     
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  20. Mr. Slippyfist

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    It is an udderly suspicious thought :97:
     
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