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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Gary_92, Jan 31, 2012.

Discuss Newcastle? in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. AmericanCelt

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  2. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Ask a simple question Gary and all you would expect back is a simple * answer. Some of you guys need to * grow up.

    M74 to Carlisle and then cut across towards Newcastle, its a safer road than the A1.

    Enjoy yourself Gary and remember......................................get her pumped and bring back some pics. :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    a can hear the cell doors opening in bar-l already :56:
     
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    Second star to the right and straight on till morning, Gary son.
     
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    You can't park I thought?

    In all seriousness, Tiger Tiger is good, Riverside is amazing on a Saturday night, player's is good too
     
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    More likely to end up in barlinnie...
     
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    Is that so? Think I'll have to take me a trip down to Newcastle then. I love that Geordie accent on women. Cheryl Cole could read me the phone book and it would turn me on. :52:
     
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    Cheers Buster, I will do mate. We head tomorrow afternoon, so I went and bought condoms today (just in case).
     
  9. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Go to Newcastle mate.........................................and come back a man. Good luck mate. :50:
     
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    Sweet Jesus...

    :87:
     
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    They're taking you as their drug smuggler?
     
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    The condoms are for his mates, not him :56:
     
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    Mate you should have more than just condoms. Id pack a bag that contains nothin but * toys, *, handcuffs, whips n aw that *. Then when the bird wants pumped you go inty yer lucky bag and get yer tools out. :56:
     
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    :56:

    Don't think I can take another thread about young Gary's forever dry * :rolleyes:
     
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    For an update, I didn't get my hole in Newcastle, despite my best efforts. When we were pished in a club, she kissed me whilst pished, but nothing came of it.
    Then last night we did pub golf. She didn't invite me but I saw her create the event on facebook and she said anyone could come, so I went. My mate turned up saying she had texted him, but she didn't bother texting me. We had a good night, got pished etc then I woke up this morning to discover she had blocked me on facebook.
    Tonight, when I went down to the pub she was working and ignored me the whole night, eg I said did you have a sore head this morning? Answer was "yeah". I then said "I didn't get home until three"- no reply. She then walked to other end of the bar. I know shes not interested in me sexually, but considering shes got 900 odd friends on facebook why block and delete me?- considering I never bothered her or spoke to her on it. I don't understand why she hates me so much as I haven't done anything. I'm only the idiot who gave her a free lift to Newcastle and back and who helps pay her wages. I see her as a mate now thats all, but don't know why she doesn't see me as one.
     
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    The mad * is back.

    Plenty more fish in the sea. She sounds like a * anyway.
     
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    You see her as a mate even though she ignores you? Jeezo.
     
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    You're not the only one wanting * mate.

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    Not really. The poor girl just sounds like she's not interested, and must be slightly creeped out by the amount of time and effort Gary is putting in to stalking her :56:
     
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