What makes you cringe at games?

People trying to sneak a * during the game, seriously that desperate?

 

The concept of the thread is things that make you cringe in a bit of a tongue and cheek manor.

I wasn't calling for the death sentence.

Get over it.:bbpd:

 

Squad of drunk * who come in after about a half hour played every home game,people have to stand up and let them into the row,then after they are seated for 5 minutes they want a pish.
15 minutes to go theyre up again singin "we're all goin to the pub
* wish these * would just stay in the pub

 

This. I'm a smoker myself and there's nothing worse when you're trying not to think about smoking and you get a big waft of smoke from someone sitting 5 rows away.

 

people that smoke in the toilets at half time, give it a * rest, not all of us want to choke to death at the football!

 

a avoid the toilets at half time for that reason u cant * breath its that bad

 

I go in without a * if I need my nicotine fix

 

Where do you sit mate?

 

area 110 row Y

 

It has got to be the group of * who come in late, then go for a pie, then come back, then go for a *, then come back, then leave early and not always at the same time..................and every time you have to move to let them bye.

 

Guy who sits right beside me does this

Comes in 5/10minutes late with a pie then goes for at least 1 pish during the first half then goes down before HT to get another pie then leaves 10 minutes early

 

People who come in late after the game starts and you have to move to let them past.

People who think your in your seat and your in the right one.

Going to get a pie and you miss a goal.

 

Seeing the name 'Samaras' on the team sheet. Makes me cringe every time.

 

I've been sat or standing next to guys that point blank refuse to cheer when a player they hate in the hOOps scores. Most the time it's Sammy.

'Naw am no cheering that *! Well done to such and such for the pass but * that big * Samaras'

That's just an example But it does happen.

 

I was ready to actually murder somebody like that, swear to * I was seething inside.

Everything Celtic done he complained and shouted about, good passes, shots, saves included. '* *, * dumpling, * arseholes etc etc'

Celtic scored 4 goals that game and he didn't stand and cheer a single goal and just kept on moaning.

I wanted to strangle him, had to go sit next to my mate so I wouldn't.

 

Originally Posted by Champions 67
me again lol this doesnt make me cringe but its * annoying when the players do pre match shooting they always hit it off target and hit someone. And then you get the * who always tries to nick the ball,and everyone who sits in the JS lower will no who i mean that lassie steward you * acts like she owns the place she also gets on my *.

Her man and wean sit in the row in front of me she does my box in too!!!

 

When 2 Celtic fans decide to go square go's at a game, it's embarassing fighting amonsgt yourselves - it's normally an argument over people like Sammy! I remember Tannadice the day we lost 2-1 under Mowbray and one guy called Fortune a donkey and the guy in front defended Fortune and before you know it they're face to face and their mates are trying to stop them.

 

Woman sitting behind me against Inverness the other week kept telling me to sit down... * me off a bit. Also having to move out of the way of people arriving late/going for a */getting a pie etc. People who leave early, people who sit silently looking miserable...
When I was younger I used to sit in the south stand right next to the JS, and the seat was right behind that huge pillar they have propping up the stand. Really irritated me as it blocked about the middle third of the pitch, even more irritating when most of the time the big screen in the LL stand didn't work. Also there was a woman who sat behind me who used to shout '*' at everyone (particularly Ross Tokely, who she apparently knew). Was funny at times, but it sometimes got irritating, such as when she complained about singing 'Nacho Novo you're a *' because she thought it should have been 'Nacho Novo you're a *'.
Oh, and smoking in the toilets. Going for a * at half time is enough to give you lung cancer.