Room 101

Dempsey

I varn you zer vill be repercussions!

 

I'm a flueologist by trade!
work it out.(ha,ha)

 

Firstly, as I have seen it asked in the thread, The Game posted * * and the following day started 7 threads with one word in each. That's why he's banned.

In Room 101 I would put (not football related or I would be here all day:

Clowns. There as funny as falling on a needle with bad aids.

Cushions. Before I sit down I move them. So why are they there in the first place?

Long jokes. Why should I pretend to be enjoying it while desperately attempting to laugh at the right moment?

Being told that my call is important while I'm on hold in a queue peeing my money away.

Junk mail and unsolicitated phone calls.

Appending the suffix -gate to anything with even a hint of scandal. It was the name of a hotel to begin with.

Mobile phone tunes. I would like to strangle that * frog.

Coloured or themed bathroom suites. Oh it's like your on a boat while having a slash. Brilliant.....not.

Sticky price labels which leave a mark when you remove them. Surely in this technological age I won't have marks on my windows, books, cd's etc.

Letterboxes which are too small for the letters you want to post. This happens the majority of the time too.

Watching an ejit drive in what looks to be a drunken state with a Baby On Board sign.

People who make meaningless comparisons and think they are intellectually the dugs baws.

People at the front of queues who haven't decided what to buy yet or have their money ready and then spend ages rumaging about in their pockets for the exact change

Graffiti. Spray your own walls you uneducated spunging *.

People who put advertisments under cars' windscreen wipers. I don't want a second hand computer for £100 you scamming *.

The way the TV's volume increases during commercial breaks. Why? Just Why? Not only am I going to turn it down, I am going to either mute it or change the channel for a few minutes now I have the remote in my hand. Well f*cking done bright sparks.

Royal correspondents. I would rather listen to Hugh Keevins.

Crap pop-stars who issue cover versions of classic songs but get no.1s for their looks. You are going to be selling me hot dogs in a few years you talentless celebs.

Theme pubs. Do I really don't want to sit in a bench shaped as a car while having a pint. Do I f*ck.

Unreliable builders, joiners etc (i.e. builders, joiners etc) And then when they do turn up they charge more than a brain surgeon for that short time period. £111 for 20 mins work. "But that includes VAT sir". Oh! Well that makes that amount ok then!

Roadworks with nobody doing any work in them. Only in Britain would such mediocrity be acceptable. Or the US...

Collagen lips. Just why? Who thought that was a good idea?

Halloween Special episodes of The Simpsons. They are mince and not funny. Nor scary.

Being told off by Windows for not shutting down properly after a crash losing hours of work. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boy bands. Anyone who desires to be in one should be shot.

Any sport where points are awarded for artistic interpretation.


I feel much better now.

 

Good. But I varn you zer vill be repercussions.

 

People who ask what you're up to while you're on on msn. IM ON THE * PC.

Will think of more later.

 

arrogant and sulky people

* music like rap (new stuff) and pop

* on telly and newspapers and think they are something special

politicians

boy/girl bands

casting shows on telly

the society

60+ year old drivers

people who dislike big cars (hummer)

beerprices

royal families

disloyal and lying *

the answer: Never mind; when you ask what they want to drink/ where they want to go to etc... FFS make your own decision














the worst thing of all: there are far too many * on this planet, but not enough bullets!

 

I was watching Big Brother, and Davina McCall was wearing a bikini...

*, just noticed I put myself instead of herself. Edited...

 

I'm actually scared of clowns..

 

Is that the best ye can come up with Ruthless.Is it not the case that you were drunk and you let your transvestite secret out of the bag ???


Edit i want to put transvestites into room 101,too confusing

 

I was not drunk, and I did not let my secret out of the bag. I don't even have a secret!

Everyone's turning on me in my own thread.

 

No they're not,it's just not every day that a lads admits to putting on a bikini while watching big brother,but i won't keep on about it man.
More power to ye i say

 

Yeah.. Well just to colaborate, I didn't..

I didn't know what everyone was on about when they replied to my post until I re-read it...

 

Dam murphy 7 your are the Screwge person on this site, You may aswell of typed. I hate everything but....what you do like becuase you probably hate more that you love

Only joking


In my room 101 I have:

All gay pop bands
Whats with the hair yes long is ok but not so it looks like a womans I thought yous didn't like girls.


Stupid people
if humans were still ruled by natural selection these would be the first ones to die consider yourself lucky.

Hun media crew
Just shut it we know they are * so stop saying they are good becuase they are not and don't bother covering it up.

And alot more I could write a bible of the stuff I hate
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Marxist

 

OFF TOPIC: What's yer take on Animal farm?
Kinda makes a mockery of the whole communist theories & history, I suppose that was Orwell's intention!!

One of my favorite books, still rings true today 60 years later.

Also room 101 was Orwell's invention, so maybe not so off topic after all!!!

 

I'd put Barry " Gay* Ferguson in this room now..

How Gay is Barry Feguson?

 

- People who drive at 40mph regardless of whether they're on a main road or in a town.

- People who double park.

- Clients who phone constantly (in fact just clients in general!).

- Russell Brand

- Straightening my hair

- Work

- McLaren Mercedes

- Reality tv shows.

Better stop there

Jeremy Clarkson is brilliant btw!

 

Thank * someone has struck a blow for Clarkson. The guy is ok with me. He sticks up for the ordinary motorist.