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Jose Mourinho

Discussion in 'World Football' started by KhingLarsson, Apr 28, 2011.

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  1. KhingLarsson

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    A poem for Mourinho

    He's the special one so we're told,
    Standing there so brazen and bold.
    A cheeky grin and a confident strutter,
    Made me laugh to see he's team stutter.

    Champions league winner two times,
    To be fair his teams cost a few dimes.
    Tonight he learned a valuable lesson,
    Barcelona showed the weren't messin.

    You can make your team kick and batter,
    Messi showed that doesn't matter.
    He tore your team a new A-hole,
    Did you see Messi's wonderful goal?

    You cheated an honest Celtic side in 2003,
    Yet your give out about the referee?
    Negative dirty dishonest football,
    Now let sing y'all

    Lets all laugh at the special one HA HA HA HA
    He failed to beat Barcelona HA HA HA HA
    He moaned, like a little girl HA HA HA HA
    Say goodbye to your Madrid job ta da
    :bbpd: :bbpd: :bbpd: :bbpd:​
     
    KhingLarsson, Apr 28, 2011
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  2. shendr18

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    Ha ha ha ha
    Cheerio cheerio
     
    shendr18, Apr 28, 2011
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  3. Mystic Penguin

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    You'll be sacked in the morning. :56:
     
    Mystic Penguin, Apr 28, 2011
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    i dont think he should be sacked madrid need stability the owners shold just face it that this current barca team are one of the best teams ever
     
    kris_bhoy_1916, Apr 28, 2011
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  5. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    * Mourinho.We'd have two stars above our shirts had it not been for that cheating uncontrollable explosion of diahorrea.
     
    KRS-1888, Apr 28, 2011
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  6. KhingLarsson

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    Here here :50: fuckwank is he says master Yoda :icon_mrgreen:
     
    KhingLarsson, Apr 28, 2011
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    As it says. Do you still despise him for Seville, do you think he's the luckiest manager on earth, do you despise the dirty tactics he has employed his entire career? Or do you think that's fine to do as long as you win.
     
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  8. ronan cfc

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    class manager, but will not forget his teams antics that night.Plus I don't like that when real play it is ALL about "the special one" bla bla
     
    ronan cfc, Apr 28, 2011
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    a great manager who knows how to win but it a classless * who cheats his way through everything and was beat at his own game by barca tonight
     
    carbo6767, Apr 28, 2011
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  11. Zander Gold Member Gold Member

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    *.

    He's arrogant, bitter and a bad loser, like tonight saying barca always get help from refs, not that last season when his team got decisions against barca that put them out, didnt complain then did he?, he was also a * in seville and sets his team up to play like the huns

    like someone said earlier, He's Wattie with a tan :56:
     
    Zander, Apr 28, 2011
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    Lucky my balls he's a great manager, however he is a *.
     
    Liam Scales, Apr 28, 2011
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  13. KhingLarsson

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    * of the highest order. Should get a Shitehood for being a *. I bestow to thee the special * a Shitehood you are now * Jose Mourinho.
     
    KhingLarsson, Apr 28, 2011
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    * although he does have a point about barca getting decisions. that was never a red card tonight
     
    HectorTheTaxman, Apr 28, 2011
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    Great manager. Will never forgive though.
     
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    I found it * hilarious he says this:

    "I hope one day Guardiola has the chance of winning a clean championship with no scandal"

    From the guy who was in charge of Porto during the time they were later caught match fixing! From the guy who will employ literally any tactic including employing the * Pepe as hatchet man, to kick * out of superior opposition. Definite red card, only lucky he hasn't got more in the last two matches. The guy is a disgrace to football.
     
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    Undeniably brilliant manager, but equally undeniable huge *.
     
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    The special one my *.

    The wee show that used tae be on Setanta sports about him, Rooney & Sven Goran Erikson was right good though. :56:

    [youtube]WbagtRCIZK4[/youtube]
     
    Shepard, Apr 28, 2011
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  20. Zander Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56:you can watch that on BBC now mate :50:
     
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