Trivial things that make you happy.

Sugar Babies American candy. My wife goes mental if I give them to our daughter though because she gets hyper. Makes her run around better considering she is in the little kids "soccer" team. My little number 9. Well proud.

 

Letting out a really long and loud fart then laughing at the look on your bird's face.

 

having a weekend off of work- for a change

pub football food pool gym

ahhhh

 

Treasure those moments mate, when you get married and have a child. The days at the pub with your pals become fewer and fewer.

 

acchh I will do man. Least if ma mates start blabbin about their lasses, a can just get *

 

haha this . then me asking if she smell's it? and her usuall reply, "aye a smell it, we don't have to talk about your farts everytime" in a wee moany voice while i burst out giggling . so mature, i know

 

When you're lying in bed and lift the duvet over her head after you've farted.

 

can't do that no more. she got own duvet now


do it to myself though:icon_mrgreen:. or should i not tell people that?

 

your one manky bassa

 

ano you'd think i was a hun most men do it, now tell the truth glove. are you telling me you do not secretly have a little sniff to see how stinky it is, and if it's realy stinky your like yasss, get in there

 

to be honest aye but pulling the covers over the burds head is just wrong

If yous do that yous are animals!!!!!

 

Unless you find that hot Celtic/Sunderland fan with Scottish in her. She is a keeper man.

 

match made in heaven that

 

Be aware for the silly wee crushes they will get on the players though. My wife has thing for Hooper, because she reckons he is good looking that's her fav player lol women man It will be back to Maloney knowing her in a few weeks.

 

you can have your own crushes y'know hahaha.

 

Mate I would get a smack if I said what I wanted to go in front of my wife to Megan Fox! or Jessica Lowndes or Jessica Stroup! In fact I will take all three

 

Throat punches.

 

Crunchy chips