Female Comedians

cannot stand jo brand! i find her very crude tbh. dont know how as i like chubby brown lol. like dawn french and jenifer saunders though lol

 

I think they are boring don't find them funny at all. The one off Stand up of the week( Patrick kielty's programme). Is hot though .

 

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she's reasonably funny although i share the same opinion as op

 

Forgot about Lucy Porter, she's not too bad I suppose.

HATE Jo Brand and Sarah Millican though.

I love stand up comedy, it's what I spend most of my time watching. I love finding good, obscure comedians on youtube.

 

never find them funny but i did laugh at the chick who played the kazoo(or was it harmonica?) with her *

 

Dylan Moran and Ross Noble are two of my favourites.

 

i dont find femails funny,then again i dont ask them to tell me jokes,joan rivers i think is brilliant she dosent give a * who she upsets by her stories,

her jokes are right up my street

 

I love Dylan Moran. I'm gonna try and watch some episodes of Black Books at some point, as I like Bill Bailey too.

 

There are some women stand-ups who i can find quite amusing like Joan Rivers etc...but when i watch Mock the Week and that * Gina Yashere comes on it i honestly want poke her in the eyes...All she does is talk about her being Nigerian and her mother being from Nigerian...All the * time!!!!!!SHUT UP!!!!!!

 

Hate tuning into Mock The Week and seeing a woman on it.
Never have I once laughed at something a woman has said on it.
They get the female audience laugh and a pity laugh from the guests/host.
You only have to look at Frankie Boyle's reaction everytime a woman cracks a "joke" on MTW

 

+1

 

Bill Bailey is also fantastic and I highly recommend Black Books.

 

Bet all you guys when chasing a woman , if she read the ingredients in a tin of soup and found it funny ...youd laugh

 

At her not with her.

 

Don't lie. Woman don't use the internet. It's only fat ugly men pretending!

And to the original poster.

WHAT THE * WERE YOU WATCHING LOOSE WOMAN FOR?? My *! I've caught some of it in customers houses and it's shocking.

Jo Brand is funny, used to live Victoria wOOds when I was younger. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and the other one, Julie Walters. They're all no bad. Sarah Silverman has her moments tOO.

Other than that they're *.

 

At a recent old firm derby, Neil Lennon goes into the Celtic changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only rankers and we can’t be bothered, we always beat them”.
Lenny looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub.”
So Lenny goes out to play for the Hoops by himself and the rest of the Celtic team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the television on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Celtic 1 - rankers 0 (Lennon 10 minutes).” He is beating the shame all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on.” They put the teletext on. “Result from Parkhead: Celtic 1 (Lennon 10 minutes) - rankers 1 (laugherty 89 minutes).”
They can’t believe it; he has single-handedly gotten a draw!! They rush back to Paradise to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. He says, “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.”
“Don’t be daft, you got a draw, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!” the players say.
To which Lenny replies: “No, No, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”

 

Jo brand aint to bad.

 

i hate jo brand :|

 

none of the females ever on MTW are funny.
frankie boyle is the best. and he lives two streets away from my brother