Who are the DULLEST people on this planet? Seriously.

Farmers, * dam hillbillys the lot of them, trying to talk to them is like getting blood from a stone, " did you see ....... last night " " Nah i was out shooting feasants" convo over,
" Do much at the weekend m8 " " Naw " end.

and david beckham personality of a shoe box

 

"Moral Guardians"

"* and violence and Paganism and blasphemy on films and TV and books! This shouldn't be allowed! Think of the children, oh won't someone please think of the chil-" * YOU.

These idiots who think something should be banned from the rest of us just because it upsets some deeply-rooted and deeply-misguided primal fear of anything upsetting their precious morals.

Don't like a game? Don't buy it.
Don't like a movie? Don't go to see it.
Don't like a TV show? Change the * channel.
Don't like * on the internet? Stay off the * internet.

This lot are simultaneously the most boring yet infuriating shower of pretentious egomaniacs alive today. I don't care if something offends you or your sensitivities, I don't want to * hear about it, so shut up and let me get on with whatever depraved, unpatriotic perversion I'm up to. Find something else to do and stop trying to censor all the cool *.

And it gets worse when they get their children involved. Oh-*-boy. This is a whole new level of bullshit. These are the people who complain that TV is filled with violence, swearing, * and any manner of alleged depravities that totally don't exist in real life ( ). The same people who take the fact that some children are just plain, old-fashioned nutcases out on video games. The idea of "if you don't like it, keep your child away from it and leave the rest of us alone" is totally alien to these fuckwits.

They're also the people who complain that TV characters are "bad role models". Guess what *, if you want TV to provide role models for your children then YOU AREN'T DOING YOUR * JOB.

These are the people I like to offend, who I like to provoke just for the * of it. I actually think these people are so intolerably boring and so * offensive that I've developed a psychotic pleasure from seeing them foam at the mouth with pretentious rage.

 

Rant ^ lol

Grand theft auto 'made' me steal a car , lol

 

In answer to the original question- university lecturers

 

ive got a history teacher this year who enjoys hearing himself talk, then gives us a shitload of work to do

lately the entire class has been just asking him dumb questions so we dont have to do the lesson

 

I find dentists pretty dull , they only speak to you when your spitting that red stuff all over your face and dribbling like a wean ,but ive found there assistants seem to have a sence of humour , the one who let me walk out the dentist onto a busy main street ...still wearing those glasses they shove on you when drilling ...seemed to like a laugh .

 

people who work on caterpillar equipment, now they are a bunch of dicks

 

anyone who on a works night out talks about work.

 

anyone who when you're telling a story etc has done the same thing but 5 time better/more outragous etc,like if your in a group conversation and you tell everyone you've just bought a pink elephant then this guy already has 2 of them gathering dust in his attic.that guy's a sack.

 

Audley Harrison, tries to talk himself up as much as he can then bores you to death watching him box. Most F1 drivers as well.

 

Politicians.. seriously, how * stupid can humans become? Sometimes I'm ashamed of being human...

 

Andy Murray is a dull * tho.

 

i thought andy murray was quite witty in a dry sort of way when i seen him on socccer am.

 

Oi! Nothing wrong with us!

 

Come on man, some are dreadfully dull. :icon_mrgreen:

 

In the words of the GTAIV and Red Dead Redemption designers Rockstar games,

''Our games are designed for adults, they have an 18 certificate, if you buy one for your kid you are a terrible parent. Don't blame us for your bad parenting.''

 

Plane spotters,train spotters,bird spotters(the feathered kind)....infact maist spotters are boring *...........Spotted dicks!:icon_mrgreen:

NO OFFENCE MEANT TO REALLY INTERESTING CELTIC SUPPORTERS WHO HAPPEN TO BE SPOTTERS!!

PS....I think you can get an ointment fae the doctor's nooaday's tae cure the urge

 

Which prompted my original post - got friends of friends who are computer folk - what do they talk about on a night out? Yep, the parameters and Giggawatt, megas and broadband connections and programming and AAAARRRGGGHHHGHH.

Welders too. 2am, awbody pished and they're arguing about the best type of welding rods.


@PRD - the bestest and most eloquent rant I've ever read man. Oscar winning that!

 

imo internet geeks are dull