Trivial things that annoy you?

Hypocrites.

 

When you crack one off but you're never quite fully erect. It's a really odd one. Applies to * too. Really disheartening.

A real low point for the week. That and getting my loafers wet whilst gardening.

 

That Abby Martin off RT.

 

She's a tiger.

 

Have you ever thought about seeking professional help? :smiley-laughing002:

 

I tried that but the * told me they'd dry off.

 

Kompany.

 

Going to look at * with a fixed idea of the kind of chick you want to beat off to, only to discover so many other tantalizing possibilities.

 

People who pronounce the w in two.

 

You mean like an owl? T-woo? Who does that? They deserve to be slapped.

 

Not not like that,like uhm...kinda hard to explain.

It rhymes with paw,basically they're saying it the way it's spelled,but in the same sentence they could say it again normally.Teuchters do it.

 

Twa'

 

Indeed

(Just finished nightshirt lol)

 

I * detest auto spell.

 

Misuse of the word literally.

Mate texted me there: "See Luisao's second one? Literally ripped the net out."

 

It's like Sophie's Choice. :smiley-laughing002:

 

The term, "Big Boned".

 

Ya wanna see my big bone?

 

Jamie Redknapp is always bad for that.

-“The crowd behind the goal are literally going insane.”

-“He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”

-‘He’s literally turned him inside out.’

-“This new ball is going quicker than ever - it literally explodes off the player’s foot.”

-“That cross to Rooney was literally on a plate”

 

Then when you finish you see a better one

Then it's time for...