Trivial things that annoy you?

Dont see why this isnt universal cuts out any * with free's.

 

Chelsea avatars

 

Over affectionate couples.

Couple on the underground being lovey dovey. Chat, kiss. Chat, kiss ad nauseam. He went to kiss her for the umpteenth time and she blanked him. I saw it. He knew I saw it. He looked at me with abject failure in his eyes. A look of defeatism. Me? My eyes had a look of '* up ye wankjob you deserve it'. And he knew it. Oh he knew it.

Suppose this should be in things that make me happy.

 

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Same, can't stand it. It makes me feel awkward. Like if they see my innocently looking their way, i feel like they think i'm perving :icon_mrgreen:

 

Content ID system of youtube. It's a * joke!

https://twitter.com/terrycavanagh/status/413055480315920384

 

People who call scott brown , brownie when its * broooony lol

 

Is that not a dialect thing though? You hear Commons, Ledley, Matthews etc saying 'Brownie' but a Scottish person deserves a slap for saying 'Brownie'

 

People that don't drink

They make me very suspicious of them

 

I love that when it happens on public transport. Perfect opportunity to dip pockets and handbags, got a wallet with £80 in it that last time it happened in front of me. It's the only way people will learn to keep PDAs to themselves.

 

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Aye it was them i was talking about haha hate it when they say it after the game lol hink it sounds daft as * if someone from scotland says it that would be the end of all concersations between me and them

 

I've a friend who always goes out with us and doesn't drink.....it's a * nightmare the next day. :smiley-laughing002:

 

Every new edition of Football manager. Usually takes me a good week to get used to it. Hope to get used to it quicker now.

 

Just moved into a flat there about 2 or 3 weeks ago, went to leave there and somebody had went and left celebrations and a bottle of wine, with a card that says their first name. Now I know nobody in the apartment block, the trivial thing that is annoying is that who the * was it, and I am now in the dilemma of going to thank someone that didn't give me the stuff. * people should be more thoughtful around this time of year! :smiley-laughing002:

 

Willie Frazer.

 

In addition this nonsensical tripe that is categorised as news:
Woman with 15 Different Characters Splashes on Christmas gifts

This is nonsense in so many levels:
1. She is a fat * and one of her personalities is an exercise addict, aye right catch yourself on you fat cow!
2. She is buying presents for herself, who the * cares
3. She is a bisexual 15 year old as one of her personalities, trying to hide her fondness of the fish supper if you ask me!
4. She has a personality of being a 4 year old twin
5. Her boyfriend says he loves all of her personalities, does this mean he is a paedophile then?
6. How the * can you have a profession as a personality.

 

The name is Martin on it, could be the * in disguise all-right! :smiley-laughing002:

 

Christmas songs

 

CHRISTMASSSSS TIME!!!! MISTLE TOE AND WHINE!!!!!