Trivial things that annoy you?

This!! Does my head in, two people having a "private" chat and one of them shouts so everyone hears them. *!

 

Constipation.

 

People who talk to themselves while working when you're * trying to concentrate.

 

Food critics.

Watching these mouthy turds on Telly does my * in.

 

That's a good'un Bob, dramatic arseholes that they are.

 

When your getting off a bus or a train and people are trying to get on at the same time.

Just wait till everyone's off and then go on its a simple system!

 

in America we call it pre-gaming

 

The fact that the chippy I was in last night were charging £1.50 for chips but £3.40 for chips with curry sauce.

 

When I'm out in nearby Bingley, I don't get chips with cheese.

They charge anything up to £3 for chips with cheese, yet it's only between £1 and £2 for the chips without cheese. They are charging about £1 for the small amount of not even real cheese.

 

The term, "Old Firm".

It hurts whenever I hear it.

We're Celtic, * them.

 

I don't mind calling us that when we are playing them.

Just like the El Clasico.

 

that a song called "call me maybe" has been stuck in my head for about the last week

 

Cling wrap,does my * can never get it to stop sticking together after its been cut from the roll

 

Probably been said but when you go into Tesco, Asda etc and there are around 10 checkouts but only 2 people working on them.

William Hagues voice.

 

John Smeaton

to this day i cannot stand that man and the mere mention of his name infuriates me

 

This 100 percent. I * hate it.

 

edit: never mind!

 

When you go out to your car in the morning and some dozey * has hit yer wing mirror

 

When a sneeze sneaks up on you and snot goes absolutely everywhere!!