Trivial things that annoy you?

Spot on. I bet Slaw and Wrigley both have $1000 iPhones.

People that wear full Real Madrid track suits, for example, are usually *.

 

The guy with arms like popeye, who lost their hair to steroids.

 

Never judge a book by its cover ...if you do , your a ....

 

person wholl never read the book

 

What about judging a scud book by it's cover? I knew it made you a *, but it makes you a * as well?

 

*, *, lips etc

 

People who announce on Facebook every time they have a beer, or exaggerate the amount they drink. My step brother is a *, he got a job for the first time in about 3 years as a * kitchen porter in witherspoons, and since he started 3 weeks ago he has wrote at least 2 status updates a day mentioning his job. How good can cleaning dishes be that it merits at least 50 odd status updates in 3 weeks. My dad was brought up drinking a lot and stays with his mum etc now, and drinks a lot. I drink a fair bit as well to be fair, so he tries to compete.

Every day for the last 10 days he has announced he has just 'bought 12 cans from the shop, having a few cheeky drinks the night, 4 days running'. Then has about 4 cans and starts doing the... 'Im quyite tispy had a few beerrs in the housse" routine, then comments on girls statuses in fluent, correctly spelt sentences. I might add that he is also 27/28? and has never moved out from my dads/his mums.

This is my definition of a *!

Sorry just had to offload that there

 

hahahha do u feel better now?

 

A lot TalkCeltic therapy!

 

A sad single man.
Well, I dunno what worst, stay with mom or live by yourself.


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Seeing as this is mostly about clothes etc., * who wear those big daft JLS boots (dunno the official term)

 

people who say stuff like, "fancy going for some pintage" "its gonny be a messy night" "total carnage"

people who cant have a debate without thinking its an argument.

 

Also birds from Glasgow who have somehow developed an American accent get a grip hen!

 

I wear chinos

 

they think theyre qualified to brand people * based on appearences or one or two aspects they know of a persons life, without fully knowing an individual and whether or not that person is indeed a * or just the victim of society's judgemental nature.

children who scream piercingly in public places such as restaurants/supermarkets/shops/cinemas are indeed * and their parents who know the cuntyness of their children and feel its ok to drag their little * to above said places where theses little * scream their snotty cunty faces off are indeed * spawning *. or * squared. i believe the germans have a word for this obercuntmenchenfusen.

health and safty *, following the letter of the health ands afty book never once in their life using their own judgement and common sense

*/fascists/unionists/nationalists

Liberals/tree huggers/animal rights activists - just shut your bong holes please

david cameron/alex salmond/nick clegg/ wallace i mean milliband

mickey/andy carroll

abu hamza

 

i hate poppy wearers too mate just kidding

 

aye so what happens when yer phone dies? which is a common occurence for people

theres nothing wrong with wearing a watch, i dont have one, but i dont see anything wrong with it

 

-Folk that write about 5+ status updates on Facebook everyday.

-Them hipster folk that hate everything just because it's mainstream or go on about how they found certain bands before you. (And act like it makes them better than you.)

-Huns that think talking about Catholics will upset me just because I support Celtic. I've got * all to do with Catholicism.

-Folk that use this "smiley" ----> :3 ...What the * is it?

-Scottish lassies that think they're American.

 

Prettyboys - Generally these * wear brands such as Hollister, wear chinos with body warmers, very short t-shirts, vans, go to tanning beds (or a new addition - tan injections), probably have stylish haircuts to show their individuality (even though they probably copied their mate), shiny earrings, have £500+ watches (previously mentioned) and probably have an extremely * taste in music - One-Direction, JLS for example.