Trivial things that annoy you?

I hate that too.

I am utter * on FIFA online, one game I was winning for once and I felt quite proud to be 2-0 up, then the player quit and sent me a message calling me all sorts of names.

I also hate people who take a long time playing around with the tactics. My mate is like that, it isn't FM! I just want to play the * game.

Pause, "I need to change my formation".

Pause, "I need to sub on a player".

Pause, "I need to set my free-kick taker".

Pause, "I just want to check my team management page".

 

I hate people who will constanty press ready on and off when you are trying to change your team

 

my mate is the exact same - he takes about 10 mins to set it up before each game and i get really * off. Theres no need for it

 

I also hate when people always go Manchester United or Barcelona. It gets boring.

 

yeah same - i tend to go average teams on it, which unfortunately includes Celtic

 

I hate people on pro club ranked matches on FIFA, or on online team play when you always get some ballgreedy * doing * skills instead of passing the * ball!!! This annoys me beyond belief, they go through the entire game without passing the stupid arseholes. Just played a game 2mins ago and that has just happended. I nearly tossed my controller against the wall out of frustration
Also hate when people leave when losing by a large margin, just play the game man and lose proper you idiot

Also hate little kids on CODMW2 on their mikes using the words "noob" "you suck" your not american your * english! you stupid immature little *!

 

mate does that too haha

 

then they moan at other * for losing the ball....there always english

 

Well I have had a day from * so I have decided to continue my rant!!!

What I really * hate is when apprenterships advertise IT apprenterships on their website, so you print off the application form spending 2 hours getting everything perfect, making sure you fill it in perfect, rake through the cupboards trying to find your qualifications, put your alarm on for 6am, put your best gear on, spend 30 minutes doing your hair, put half a bottle of expensive aftershave on in a desperate bid to impress, walk to the town centre where the apprentership centre is based, trip over a pavement because you spent half the night worrying about it so your half asleep, you pick the most busiest place to trip over so 10 people see you making an * of yourself, arrive at the centre only to be told that they are no longer doing IT appreterships, but thank you for your time.

 

just played one * of a saddo on FIFA .. normally dont play with my mic in but I heard him talking so i plugged it in, all I could hear (in the most foul english croaky accent you could imagine, no offence but it was bad) was "you fack*ng lucky c*nt" "you fack*ing * mate f*cking minge" and because I was scottish i was a "ginger c*nt with glasses" when he couldnt get the ball he would scream in such a horrible way like he was in so much pain and then out came another string of foul words like that is all he knows. I just felt sorry for someone that angry. I actually asked him why he was so angry with life and if he wanted help

 

i was playing a team deathmatch with ma mates on cod and we were playing english guys and there insult was "whats the weather like up there?" how bent is that.plus the fact it was a crackin day aswel.its always irn bru,ginger hair,kilts,haggis.even though a)they have plenty of gingered hair people down there b)irn bru is quality and enjoyed across the world c)you canny beat a haggis supper ya bams and d)wish we could all afford to buy a few kilts....do they not realise they are a fortune

 

Whiney kids on xbox live are the bane of my life!

 

dont know if anyone has noticed this: Whenever i wash my socks, i wash them in the machine and they are always in pairs. I then put them into the dryer which is beside the washing machine. When i go to sort them once they are dried..there is always one * missing!!!! * has me baffled?

also asian * in cornershops when you go up to the counter with your things they are on the phone, ring up the stuff in the till and just stick their hand out with no please or thanks..ignorant *.

also:
Penguins, an ostrich, peple who go into the corner to talk on the phone and then talk loud as *, when yor doing a * and the phone goes you try and wipe then run out and answer it and its a * computer voice asking if youv had a loan in the last 2 years AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

that fat corden *

 

That happened to me today

 

Tractors on main roads.

Talking on the phone.(only started recently,hate talking on the phone)

 

vuvuzelas!!!!!!

also hate the number of cliche's used by footballers and commentators

 

At the end of the day,its not the end of the world.
No point crying over spilt milk,it will all work itself out,take it on the chin and move on.

 

People who come out with crap expressions like "at the end of the day"

People who walk down the street texting and complain they have walked into you.

Any TV advert involving the England football team

Graham Norton

Fat birds who show their midriffs in public and the obligatory tattoo

People who sit in the picture house munching popcorn at 100 decibels and cant be bothered putting their phone on silent or * forbid OFF

6 stone neds with bull terrier type dogs

webuyanycar.com advert on tv

People who as much as talk about "Big Brother" in public!

Tailgaters

I could go on and on but thats enough for now!