What's the funniest thing you've seen at a match?

This is going back a few years and it made me laugh at the time. I was watching Wolves v Port Vale and part way through I noticed that the crowd to the left - about 2000+ - weren't reacting to what was going on in the match. They were taking the * out of a lone Vale fan to their right in the ajoining stand who was having an argument with a steward. This poor fan was getting into a right state, shouting and screaming and waving his arms in the air. The Wolves fans were cheering him on. Eventually, he realised he was having the * taken out of him in a major way so he stopped arguing, stood up, raised his hands in the air to acknowledge the *-taking and took a huge bow to the crowd. Several thousand Wolves fans burst into spontanious applause.
An absolute classic *-take and it showed the humour of football.

 

Kirk Broadfoot.

 

match last season at CP
Some one hit a shot wide and it hit one of the main stewards and everyone was pishin theirselves

 

The Celtic end at Tannadice singing Dykstra's a * star then he started doing this mad dance in fron of us with his hands on his hips

 

an old firm game when souness was player manager.the rangers team were checking the pitch and souness and his misses had just split up.anyway there was a guy on the pitch in a bear outfit and some guy shouted souness your better aff * that bcoz your wifes * aff.the crowd then started chanting souness souness theres your wife.

 

Manchester City pre-season friendly, I was sitting near the City fans. This fat ugly * pulls out a huns top and starts waving it with a huge grin on his face. Steward comes over and the smile is wiped right off his face. He then puts it away for 5 mins, only to get it back out again. He gets chucked out, leaving a boy of about 12 next to him, cue the "where's yer daddy gone? oh where's yer daddy gone?" chants

 

No contest

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Couldn't stop laughing for ages

 

Some of these are brilliant

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hard to beat beach ball sunday

 

robbie savage is always a comedian on the pitch

the ref once whacked him up the beak cus he was signalling with his hands and didnt see savage behind him. Savage hit the dirt faster than a bag of spuds. loool

 

Forgot Sutton slapping Beckham as well and Lennon's cigar routine

 

yesterday playin rangers media went to bounce the ball before a throw in it hit a bottle on the ground and flew 20 fit on tae the park as if that wasnt bad enough a was standing right in between the ranger's fans and player's pure red neck

 

Beach ball sunday will always be up there!
I cant remember the season, but at one Old Firm Game which was worthless cos the league was over and done with, the ref blew the whistle for the game to kick off and all the Celtic fans sat down and started reading the sunday newspapers.:icon_mrgreen:

 

ah remember a good few seasons ago when McCoist was playin for kilmarnock and he was doing his warm up at the LL end. Everyone burst into "theres only one john parrot..." :icon_mrgreen:

 

Mine was back in around 79/80 season we went to Firhill and this lass had been taking the pies from the main stand to the terraces- back then the chant was
'Get it up while yer young'-

She promptly took her top off and displayed some right big fun buns- LOL that day!!

 

scotlands shame banner vs the huns so simple but so effective

 

Neil Lennons last game at CP vs aberdeen at the end he was making a speech and the aberdeen fans were noising him up and he said something like "can someone tell the sheepshagging * to shut it"

 

always been pretty dull affairs when am there

 

at a Scottish cup game couple years back v ross county celtic are winning fairly easily, Jackie MacNamara gets a pass from the goalie at the edge of our box then a lone voice behind me goes:

"SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

that would have been quite a goal

 

happened a long time ago ,Celtic kept a clean sheet ,,,hahahaha ...slan