Fucking Hamilton

I was awoken at 545 this morning to the sound of an alarm going off. When I realised that it was mine, I went downstairs with a hammer in hand, only to find that my garage has been screwed........again.

Second time this year, along with my car, i have decided that I * hate Hamilton now.

Some * got in the same way as last time, so I reckon it's the same person.

Didn't get away with much due to me installing an alarm, so hope the * ear drums are bleeding.

 

* * hope its not 3rd time lucky for him

 

sorry to hear that m8

 

thats * craigy atleast they got nothing but its * u need to pay to fix the damage

 

They got a drill and jigsaw which were unused. Not too much though.

It's probably just as well the * wasn't in it when I went in, I reckon the hammer would have found a new home.

Antway, I have calmed down a bit now. Cheers for the words guys, always appreciated when you're * off.

 

* thieving * mate sorry to hear about that. Absolutely hate thieves!

Hopefully the alarm has warned them enough that they won't be back mate. If your still worried about it try n rig up a booby trap or something if you know how they got in so that you can do them some damage next time, or get yersel a big * off dog who like to sleep in the garage.

 

Sorry to hear that Craigy ,as Mr Nice says along with your alarm rig a nice wee surprise up for anyone who attempts it again.

 

LOL@ Mr Nice, I've got 2 not-so-big dugs, the garage is at the bottom of the garden, so they don't hear anyone.
* useless.

Aye Rab, it's the same * all right.

 

Watch this for some ideas mate :icon_mrgreen:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90FR8m-zEH4[/YOUTUBE]

 

I forgot how funny that film is, especially when you cant hear that wee *.
I PSML for the full clip.

I think I might get a snare, that will teach the *.

 

Boobytrap your garage, like what this guy done.

Scientist 'booby-trapped own home' to guard against burglars | Mail Online

 

I'll give you a loan of my dog Sumo for a wee while mate,that'll show the *!,,surely the * prints are all over the camp!

 

Screwball.:icon_mrgreen:

No, the police sent a small forensics team"just incase" but there is nothing obvious, the door they broke is wet from the drizzly rain.

Set Sumo in with snake boy and leave in for a couple of weeks.

I am gonna devise something though, just enough to hurt the *.

I mentioned my other break-ins to you on Fri night as well. Couldn't have timed it better.

 

Can you not run a cable Craig,and liven the place up a wee bit(you know what i mean mate!,by the way you will need to get nightly patrols on the go as from tuesday night!

 

Revenge is sweet when you get hold of the scumbag

 

You can build a home made tesla coil to keep out intruders

How to Make a Trashy Telsa Coil - wikiHow

This is one of those how-to guides that is apparently for supervilliains.

 

Shhhhh, you never know mate.

The Police said they will start running a car by, twice a night because its the 3rd bit of thievery I have encountered in 7 months, also because of the other reason.

 

is it whitehill u stay by any chance, typical thing to happen in hamilton

 

Sorry to hear that Craigy,i hate thieving *....lowest of the low,had a scumbag rob a sthil saw once,then caught another lad trying to get into my van,chased him down the road with a lump hammer,my boss was standing looking like i was some form of nutcase,wee scummer got into a waiting car and took off.

Be careful of setting any traps tho,as these * will try and take you to court if they get injured.

 

Start looking for anyone selling 2nd hand tools in the local lodge, bound to be hun scum mate.