Wonder what celtic players doing at home right now

Id put a bet on Lennon being in Jinty McGinty's boozer in the West End he's always in there only there wil be no huns there to skelp him on his way home as they are back in hiding :icon_mrgreen:

 

Hinkel will be wearing leather shorts and drinking lagar while listening to oom-pah bands. He'll also be getting his towels ready so he can steal all the sun loungers

 

Especially since the family is back in Japan now - Must be the morning wakeup call!

 

Ive experienced that before :icon_mrgreen:

 

boruc - would hate to think what the * he is doing
balde - counting his money
naylor - away to play on the swing in the swing park with donati
o'dea - in the slammer for knocking out a hun
samaras - fixing his hair for bed
lennon - in pub brawl

kenny miller - greetin to the newspapers the ref might just have lost rangers the title
mcshager - well he is defo giving every motorist the v sign on the way home and finds it funny

 

:icon_mrgreen:boruc. havin a v sign match with mcgregor

big jan. tryin to fight his way out a paper bag

naylor .tryin to pass the salt to his missus (who's not even there)

malony. playin fifa online with one of the u12s

 

this is possibly the worst thread ever

 

DON'T POST IN IT THEN ffs i hate it when people do that

 

settle petal

 

haha, stupid * that he is

 

i bet at least one of them is in this thread having a giggle at all the answers

 

Balde - writing his auto-biography
Lennon - * as a fart
WGS - having a cuppa listening to Take That
JoH - in hospital with an injury of some sort
Caldwell - polishing his poty trophy
Boruc - *

 

Naylor - stubbing his toe on a table

 

crosas - playing hide and seek (come out no seen you for 2 games)
lawwell - looking at our threads bojan, crouch, owen we aint looking for much lawwell

 

He has this picture up on his wall

 

crosas is giving him a good run for his money! crosas name is on the team sheet he is defo on the pitch! but we still cant see him......beat that osama

 

Boruc = Spilt his cup of tea and missed the game cleaning up his mistakes
Naylor = Could only see a blurey screen because his vision is terrible
Mcmanus = Lost his sky remote
Caldwell = Heidbutted his wife and therefore missed the game
Hinkle = Crossed the line with his wife and hit her
Mcgeady = Went outside to dribble past some cones but dribbled past to many and missed the game
Nakamura = Was listning to it on the radio only to hear a loud voice. He assumed that someone had scored leading him to call his translator to translate the words.
Crosas = Turned the tv off because he didnt like the atmosphere
Brown = Laughed
Mcdonald = Moaned and groaned at his wife for buying him the wrong meal he requested from Mcdonalds
JVOH = Went to the toilet with 30 mins to go but unfortunatly, didnt make it back for the final whistle
Strachan = Quickly flicked the Man U game on, but was to stubborn to change the channel


Hope this clears up a few things.

 

Big Jan has probaly just pulled his hamstring washing the dishes.