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  1. aidan_mcanespie

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    aidan_mcanespie, Mar 5, 2009
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    What do you call 2 black men on a videotape?

    Evidence.
     
    HunSkelper, Mar 5, 2009
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    my mum got a jade goody calender the other day, but i took it back to the shops because it only went up to april
     
    Hadouken, Mar 5, 2009
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    Ya *! had to just explain to my boss what I burst out laughing at!! :56:
     
    MarcyBhoy, Mar 5, 2009
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  5. ARMALITE

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    Its a * joke when you come on here to laugh and some people want to fall out over it.
     
    ARMALITE, Mar 5, 2009
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    Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?












    The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
     
    BrianQuinn, Mar 5, 2009
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    What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
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    irvy7, Mar 5, 2009
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  8. ARMALITE

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    2 black kids walking in the jungle
    A racoon runs past
    One says thats what people call us.
    What! thats a *.
     
    ARMALITE, Mar 5, 2009
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    Warning: Politically incorrect joke coming up


    Q:Why can't Stevie Wonder read?






    A: He's black

    :56:
     
    zmcfc, Mar 5, 2009
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  10. Hadouken

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    well out of line that one mate
     
    Hadouken, Mar 5, 2009
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    Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my *"
    The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "* me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
    Patient replies I've been * by an elephant".
    The doctor says "An elephants * is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
    Patient replies "He fingered me first
     
    BrianQuinn, Mar 5, 2009
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  12. BrianQuinn

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    I didnt mean it in a racist manner , its a joke ffs , im sure there's already been worse posted
     
    BrianQuinn, Mar 5, 2009
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    aw man thats a good one mate ha ha
     
    irvy7, Mar 5, 2009
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    the thread title is SICK JOKES, what were you expecting to be fair?
     
    angiebowie, Mar 5, 2009
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    Just to clarify, im not racist, because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
     
    HunSkelper, Mar 5, 2009
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    i wasn't expecting it to be fair, im entitled to my opinion and i think that was well out of line, it wasn't even funny.
     
    Hadouken, Mar 5, 2009
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    aidan_mcanespie, Mar 5, 2009
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    :56::56:
     
    Hadouken, Mar 5, 2009
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    Why do Scotsmen have blue *?

    Because they are tight fisted *.


    :bbpd:
     
    Dusty, Mar 5, 2009
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    :56::56::56: * class.
     
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