SICK joke...

heard this a few weeks back, i dont find it funny & im hoping no1 else does bet most of use have already heard it though

whats pink n rusty?

madeline mccanns bike

hang the chunt that 1st came out with this

 

I wonder if they will ever find her

 

Whats black and screams like * ??

Stevie Wonder answering the iron !

 

*

 

hopefully

 

hahahahahahahaa that made me laugh out loud there mate i liked that one

 

excellent:bbpd:

 

PMSL!!!!!!!

That caught me off guard man, I'm rolling around on the floor in stitches here.

 

What do you call a scotish bloke thats lost his dog ?












Douglas Ill get ma coat

 

whats the difference between a wife and a *

you canny beat a *

thats sick, not mine, heard someone else on here say it

 

sick ! ..... but its funny

 

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ??. . . . .








Cliff :icon_mrgreen:

 

where you getting these from? smart-alic

 

* me ha ha belter

 

what has 8 legs and a black *

















































the A-Team

 

What do you call a fat bird standing between the goalposts ?


Annette

 

keep them coming folks

 

Pat and Mick are holidaying in england walking down a country lane pat stops and says hey mick theres a headstone here by the side of the road that says this guy lived until he was 186.

Mick say * me must have been the oldest living person on earth thats amazing what was his name.






Pat replies Miles from london

 

.....

paddy & mick want to join the army, so BOOM BOOM... there away down to the army place, the wee army guy says to them "are use willin to do anything to join the army" .... "yes sir" the wee army guy sends mick into a different room.... gives paddy a gun an says "go kill mick" paddy says " but hes my mate? " army guy says "iye... but u said you were willing to do anything?" paddy says "ehhh, iye fair enough" so scoot scoot off he goes with the gun into micks room comes back out 5mins later, paddy says to the guy "your a right * there was no bullets in the gun" wee army guy says " congrats, youve passed ur test, you were willin to kill ur best m8 to join the army, go tell mick to come in" ..... paddy says " ehhh, how can i do that, i batterd him to death with the gun"

hopin that worked folks, been years since i heard it