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Insults for the huns

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Fancy Pants, Feb 11, 2009.

Discuss Insults for the huns in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. opTIMus_405

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    celtic song, willie m & bhoys against bhigotry
    id like to see that transferred into a haiku
     
    opTIMus_405, Feb 12, 2009
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  2. WeHateRangers

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    Bottom of the table? Your * right!
     
    WeHateRangers, Feb 12, 2009
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  3. kildarecfc

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    Why would you not run over a hun on a bike?

    "Its probably your bike"
     
    kildarecfc, Feb 12, 2009
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  4. Fancy Pants

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    :56::56: some belters there .

    I know it,s wrong to mock the afflicted but fire away
     
    Fancy Pants, Feb 12, 2009
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  5. chanbhoy67

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    70% of huns claim to have had * in the shower, the other 30% havn't yet been in prison!
     
    chanbhoy67, Feb 12, 2009
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  6. WeHateRangers

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    "Your so ugly your mother tied you up in the corner and fed you with a slingshot"
     
    WeHateRangers, Feb 12, 2009
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  7. Andybhoy

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    awww when did you stop your capital letters and why lol?
     
    Andybhoy, Feb 12, 2009
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  8. WeHateRangers

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    Lol i gotta learn to stop for my college work haha :(
     
    WeHateRangers, Feb 12, 2009
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  9. St.Sixtus

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    Whats the difference between a hun and a pint of milk ??

    If you leave a pint of milk out for a fortnight it will develop a culture !
     
    St.Sixtus, Feb 12, 2009
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  10. jungleBHOYS

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    the abortions that lived
     
    jungleBHOYS, Feb 12, 2009
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  11. Vade

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    Just whistle the theme from Crimewatch. works for me :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Vade, Feb 12, 2009
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  12. RafaelScheidt

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    You know you're a hun when

    1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

    9. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.

    10. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.

    11. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    12. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    13. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    14. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

    15. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    16. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
     
    RafaelScheidt, Feb 12, 2009
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  13. Dan1888

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    :56:some belters here lol.
     
    Dan1888, Feb 12, 2009
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  14. Leone Naka Fan

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    Huns-the last strike force of Hitler.
     
    Leone Naka Fan, Feb 12, 2009
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  15. Gercelt

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    C'mon m8....surely not asuit, but a shell suit!! *:56:
     
    Gercelt, Feb 13, 2009
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  16. Gercelt

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    :56:Think we have a winner!!!:56:
     
    Gercelt, Feb 13, 2009
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  17. ARMALITE

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    I remember years ago in the old Jungle, when a Rancid player went down, everyone would chant- Lie down and grunt you orange *.
     
    ARMALITE, Feb 13, 2009
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  18. celtneill

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    dirtyorangefreemasongoatshagginpresbyteriansashwearingfuckpigsandalotmore.
     
    celtneill, Feb 13, 2009
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